Gentle Soul


JUST FOR LAUGHS FUNNIES GARDEN

at God's Little Acre by Rusti



KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS 3

01. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." - Bobby, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." - Bart, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans, it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." -Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face." - Sandra, age 7

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are -- on fire!" - Christine, age 9


02. WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU?"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." - Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it. Now they can go eat." -Dick, age 7


03. WHY DOES LOVE HAPPEN BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE?

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." - Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." - Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Manuel, age 8


04. WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE?

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life!" - John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." - Glenn, age 7


05. WHAT IS THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE?

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." - Anita C., age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." - Brian, age 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." - Christine, age 9


06. WHAT ARE SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." - Del, age 6

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs. . .and don't worry if their parents are right there." - Manuel, age 8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." - Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." - Bart, age 9

"Shake your hips and hope for the best." - Camille, age 9


07. CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

"Love will find you even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." - Dave, age 8


08. WHY DO LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS?

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." - Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." - John, age 9


09. HOW IMPORTANT IS LOVE?

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, age 8