Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any
mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
clergyman agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother
sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down
and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth
dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his
mouth hanging open. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly
home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older
brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger
brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time
dude. GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
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