Columbus' Mother: "I don't care what you've discovered, Chris. You still
could have written."
Michelangelo's Mother: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
Mary's Mother: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary,
but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
Batman's Mother: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much
the insurance is going to be?"
Goldilocks Mother: "I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear
family. Do you know anything about this, Goldie?"
Albert Einstein's Mother: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't
you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
George Washington's Mother: "The next time I catch you throwing money
across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
Superman's Mother: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've
decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending
so much time in all those phone booths?"
Thomas Edison's Mother: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
light blub, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed."
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