Fun With Oxymorons

Act naturally

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Hospital food

Same difference

Government organization

Alone together

Silent scream

Small crowd

Soft rock

Military intelligence

Software documentation

Child proof

Synthetic natural gas

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Temporary tax increase

Terribly pleased

Political science

Definite maybe

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Working vacation

Microsoft Works

Advanced BASIC

Safe sex

Good grief

Almost exactly

Sanitary landfill

Legally drunk

Living dead

Business ethics

Butt head

New classic

Sweet sorrow

"Now, then ..."

Passive aggression

Peace force

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Computer security

Tight slacks

Pretty ugly

Diet ice cream

Exact estimate

Found missing

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