RULES FOR DIETING
If you eat
something and no one sees you eat it, it has no
you drink diet soda with candy bars, the calories
in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet
you eat with someone else, calories don't count
as long as you don't eat more than they do.
used for medicinal purposes never counts, such as
hot chocolate, toast, and Sara Lee cheesecake.
you fatten up the people around you, then you
foods do not have additional calories because
they are part of the entire entertainment package
and are not part of one's personal intake.
Examples are Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior
Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.
pieces contain no calories. The process of
breaking cookies causes caloric leakage.
licked off knives and spoons have no calories if
you are in the process of preparing something.
Examples are peanut butter on a knife while
making a sandwich, or ice cream on a spoon while
making a sundae.
that have the same color have the same number of
calories. For instance, spinach and pistachio ice
cream, cauliflower and whipped cream.
Chocolate is a universal substitute and may be
used in place of any other food.
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