Gentle Soul


JUST FOR LAUGHS FUNNIES GARDEN

at God's Little Acre by Rusti



STRESS DIET

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

Afternoon Tea
The rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping

Dinner
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

Late Night Snack
Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!

- Author Unknown -