If you could live forever, would you and
Answer: "I would not live forever,
because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live
forever, then we would live forever, but
we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever." --Miss
Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV
and watch those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry.
I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death
and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed,
you've lost a very important part of
your life." --Brooke Shields,
during an interview to become
spokesperson for federal anti-smoking
had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body." --Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball
the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"I'm not going to have some reporters
pawing through our papers. We are
the president!" --Hilary Clinton,
commenting on the release of subpoenaed
"China is a
big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
--Former French President Charles De
"Half this game
is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny
pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically
grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
how much clean air do we need?"
word 'genius' isn't applicable in
football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theismann,
NFL football quarterback and sports
necessarily discriminate. We
simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
don't succeed, we run the risk of
failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event
that may or may not occur." --Al
Gore, Vice President
"I haven't committed a crime. What
I did was fail to comply with the law."
--David Dinkins, New York City Mayor,
answering accusations that he failed to
pay his taxes
"Traditionally, most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery, former Australian
"Your food stamps will be stopped
effective March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May
God bless you. You may reapply if
there is a change in your
circumstances." --Department of
Social Services, Greenville, South
has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it
will monitor their heart throughout the
night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a
record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC
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